from Maledictus Sound (1968)

Before Visitors, there was Maledictus Sound, among the many other projects Jean-Pierre Massiera came up with, but while they are all nominally different, so far I have found them all to be frustratingly the same, starting with a template of more or less novelty stock music and then piling on some hired instrumental guns, extraneous tapes, and all sound effects available in the studio (so maybe John Zorn owed him a little something during his Tex Avery moods...). The most frustrating part of it though, is when he would occasionally leave a small gem behind, suggesting he could actually bring it should he want to; but he didn't feel like it, so screw you. 

In this case, it's a bonus track from 1973 which, for some aggravating reason, only got to see the light of day in a reissue of this album, and whose title, "L'étrange Monsieur Whinster", would double as the album title for another project, Horrific Child, but where that track or any other with that name is nowhere to be found, much less any one better than this one (or even close to it). 

Nominal mindf#$%ery aside, it really is a remarkable collage, always changing gears but with a sense of flow, that's unexpected, exciting and, for once, a bit creepy (unlike the cartoon monsters on the original cover of the album); and the fact that something like that remained locked away as if it were a dirty secret, while all the throwaway stuff he could muster got sent to the stores is just grrrrr. Sure, it can also spur some hope that there might be a lost project still to unearth, where Massiera took his music a tad more seriously and consistently delivered the goods; but at this point I assume that, just like those weathered comedians, whose whole mental make-up gets conditioned by years of appearing in talk-shows, there was simply no way no one could ever get him to stop doing shtick for much more than 5 minutes.

from Visitors (1974)

I have very little tolerance for gleefully trashy aesthetics, so Jean-Pierre Massiera, french king of musical exploitation and one-off artistic aliases (this being one of them), has no real hold on me. Still, I will admit that his counterfeit sound profile should be understood and discussed as a bona fide aesthetic option, and not simply as an artistic cop-out by someone who can't do any better; if nothing else, because the title track here is much better than the rest of this proto-Z-movie soundtrack, filled with 'futuristic' sounds, 'alien' voices, and ghoulish choirs chewing the cardboard sci-fi scenery. On the other hand, and as you can surely surmise from that description, for those times when eliciting condescending derision is one of the main sources of enjoyment you can get out of a work of 'art', this might be right up your alley. Who knows, it may even sync up nicely with that copy of Plan Nine From Outer Space.

from Panta Rhei - Bartok (1976-77)

As is well known, adaptations of classical pieces for rock instruments are one of the things that made prog a much maligned genre, and that, like any snap judgement, can be partly right, in what concerns those who engaged in such generally contemptible practices (when (and how) they did: I'd certainly never throw Gentle Giant's mostly stellar discography overboard on account of a warped quote of Liszt's Liebestraum No. 3 on "Nothing at all" (which could even be heard as a deconstructionist take on romantic aesthetics and subject matters) - I'm not even dismissing that otherwise fine song because of it), but it can also be very wrong in what concerns those who were actually thinking progressively about music, instead of simply doing electrical versions of more or less recognizable musical pages from the western canon. Regrettably, that is what these ELPesque adaptations of Béla Bartók pieces essentially do; but that doesn't mean I would go as far as Bartók's heirs have, in determining that this shouldn't even be released. In fact, and taking into account that these guys have already been punished enough for their hubris, I might be even willing to concede that the initial "Quarts" may bring some nuance to such a critical view, by suggesting that, at least in short syncopated bursts, even rehashed old formulas can for a brief moment bring a spring to your step.

from Harald Grosskopf - Synthesist (1980)

For a record of electronic music released in 1980, called Synthesist, and with the artist looking like a chromed nerd on the cover (possibly also doing the robot on his live shows), this could certainly be worse; but that's not exactly enough. The album still bears some traces of Grosskopf's respectable resume, having played with quite a few krautrock household names: the more spacey tracks in particular ("B. Aldrian" and "Trauma") can pleasantly recall Ashra's m.o. on the best parts of New Age of Earth, although in a more rushed way (it is 1980 after all: time to wake up, snort a line, grab your briefcase, get a cappuccino on the way, and go to the office). 

Sadly, the tracks relying more heavily on repetitive rhythms and sequencer patterns may also recall Ashra's m.o. on the worst parts of New Age of Earth - only without Manuel Göttsching's guitar inventions to give it some form of human touch, which is why a good chunk of this ends up feeling a bit like music on autopilot. Now, I'm sure that, in AI times, saying that will quickly stop being the burn I still think it is, as HAL 9000 2.0 fixes the whole of existence and makes life all smooth-sailing from here on out (whether you like it or not), but, call me old-fashioned, as long as I get the choice, and even if solely as a safeguard, I do still prefer my pilots to at least stay awake for the duration of the flight.

from Paolo Tofani - Indicazioni (1977)

Oh dear, it's Cramps' avantgarde series, the 1970's italian place for experimental musicians (italian and otherwise) to unleash their most experimental instincts; this time around, the guitarist extraordinaire from Area, in a solo effort where, just as in the solo efforts his colleagues Demetrio Stratos and Patrizio Fariselli recorded for the same label, it would be ill-advised to expect to find much semblance of what that revolutionary powerhouse (in every possible sense) usually brought to the table as a collective. 

As such, like the bulk of these Cramps records, this one is a bit of a tough bone to pick, and while I have nothing against thought-provoking music, I do enjoy being thrown a meatier snack once in a while to reward my attention - same reason why physics professors feel the need to crack a joke about two atoms walking into a bar halfway through their lectures on quantum mechanics. 

That's sort of what Tofani does on "Tung Tze Mao", sandwiching his electronic feedback experiments between some lovely liquid guitar harmonies (that I'm sure hold their place in Jim O'Rourke's boundless echoic memory; what they might have to do with the "great helmsman", though, is beyond me), but that's about your only treat for the day. 

Beyond that, apart from a choppy vocal piece, it's an all straight lecture on the art of the avantgarde guitar. It may very well be of theoretical interest, and mixes in some sound experiments that can make you occasionally go 'cool'; but if you're easily distracted like me, there's also a good chance that, from time to time, you'll find yourself drawn to other pressing matters, like folding paper airplanes or sticking gum underneath the desk.

from Milladoiro - Iacobus Magnus (1994)

Like any self-respecting folk legend, after 15 years of hard work, the masters of Galician folk music decided to proclaim themselves an institution by delivering a symphonic opus, thereby forsaking the very vitality that suffused their music, when it evoked mossy forests and gurgling brooks, instead of stuffy concert halls. "Per Loca Maritima" can still beckon the imagination for a moment, but then you find yourself again in your seat, your backside is getting numb, someone is trying to discreetly unwrap a piece of candy, starts getting shushed to no end, proceeds to do it louder just out of spite, and so on. A wonderful cultural soiree it was, I'm sure, but I'd always prefer siting on a damp log, as long as it's in the enchanted woods of A Galicia de Maeloc. 

from Irene Papas/Vangelis - Odes (1979)

Take Vangelis out of the equation, and perhaps we could have had something here, as in the a cappella "Les Kolokotronei" - even if Papas' voice sounds a bit more actorly (well, duh) than what usually passes for musical, which can be fine if you own it (particularly when, to speak of cultural 'tragedies', what passes for musical is increasingly defined and standardized by stuff like singing contests), but I'm not entirely convinced that she does; that she is not trying to sound prettier than she should or could. 

Whatever the case, Papas is not really the problem here, it's you know who. Even if his bombast is not in full flair, making this at least acceptable, it still sounds structurally wrong, and could hardly have been otherwise, given the naïveté with which it enacts its 'ancient meets modern' artistic program; handling a delicately chiseled repository of beauty, that managed to stand the test of time, with the blunt tools best known for their affinity with muzak (it's even a bit confounding, with all the money he surely won with and spent on it, how the very tones of his synth-gear could so often sound so 'cheap'). 

So, as it stands, this pseudo-modernization of traditional greek music inevitably misses the mark on all counts for me: it simply cannot grasp the cultural depth and beauty of ruins, nor is it able erect anything new; least of all, my aesthetic arousal.

from Hiromasa Suzuki - Primrose (1978)

That cover pits the threat of some ECM'esque jazz blandness against Suzuki's earlier street cred from his freaky world fusion days, and generally speaking I'd have to say the cover has it. 

Thinking back, that might not seem so surprising if you consider that Suzuki's music, even at its wildest, always flirted with compromise at some level. Just take ロック・ジョイント琵琶 ~ 組曲　ふることふみ (Rock Joint Biwa ~ Kumikyoku Furukotofumi): while the unexpected mix of psychedelic rock with biwa instrumentals and avant-jazz orchestrations (that wouldn't be out of place in the more experimental big band outings from Masahiko Satoh and Toshiyuki Miyama & The New Herd) resulted in some of his finest musical concoctions, it also appears that the recording of some of it was made to share the room with the taping of scenes for a pink film, leading the band, as they leered on occasion at their randy roommates, to let the music follow suit and take on some cheaper 'japsploitation' hues. That's how I explain it, anyway.

On this here Primrose, though, Suzuki wasn't going for compromise; he was going for a complete overhaul, in the form of some well-behaved jazz piano trio. 

Perhaps that was a way to dilute the questioning more far-out artists can so often face, in art forms where a certain technical proficiency sets the bar for recognition, on whether they can actually play it straight; but if you're one of those people who feel that pushing the boundaries is no less a distinctive artistic feat than honing a craft defined by a clear set of skills (feats which may coexist in the same artist, but not at all necessarily), you probably can't help but question what's the point in proving you can pull off something (which you might argue he (partly) did; at least "Crystal" is a lovely ballad) that thousands of other artists have pulled off before on a million other records. 

That is a question this album doesn't seem to have any real answer for, or is even remotely concerned with, so it might have been pointless to ask. Maybe it was just what he felt like doing at the time; 'expectations be damned!' 

Even so, consciously or not, "Dis-charge", shaking the jazzy business as usual with a few extra mood swings, can be thought of as offering a suggestion on how to address the inevitable crossfire of criticisms you'll face when planning to change artistic gears: even if you disappoint everyone at present, it'll still make a difference going forward when you do it with panache.

from The Ladytron (2000)

I first heard this album in the middle of one of the playlists I sometimes put together to fill up a whole busy workday with music (when I won't have time to cyclically pick and choose what to listen to next), and while I couldn't identify it, I kept thinking I had heard it before (which is why I resisted the urge to confirm what it might be, forcing my failing memory to work for it (which is why it was a relief to find out by the end that my personal Mnemosyne was right in turning me down)). As a result, that unwitting listening experiment was thus testament not only to this music's efficacy as a throwback to (neo-)psychedelic times, but also to its limitations in affirming an autonomous identity (which I guess could be expected from a band that took its name from another band's song - even if they don't really sound like Roxy Music). The (nearly) final track "Nighty Nite", though, sweet and creepy, like a lullaby sung by the monsters under your bed, does feel entirely their own, and I sure would have liked to hear an entire album that lived up to that tune. Unfortunately, as the story goes, after that it was lights out, and they were never to be heard from again...

from Video-Aventures - Musiques pour garçons et filles (1981) [EP]

I went into this french minimal wave thing expecting nothing, then realized all the eccentric talent that had played a part in it (from Gilbert Artman to Guigou Chenevier, by way of Cyril Lefebvre and Jean-Pierre Grasset) and got excited, only to end up being more deflated by its incipient electronic dabblings. 

Sure, its whole demeanour, like that of someone shrugging their shoulders at everything and going 'bof', may bear some of the allure that aloofness holds over those souls who believe that they deserve no better, or that unattainability is what determines the inherent value of things; and the basic interplay between short-circuiting synths and electric guitars does show some potential; but then it just seems like they can't be bothered to do much with it because, I don't know, l'ennui?... Maybe. 

Regardless of the more or less facetious reasons why, the inclusion of a number like "Tina", with its electronic gusts blowing trippy guitar lines up into the air, is enough to show that they could have tried a bit harder on the rest, to rather more satisfying results (maybe they did on their first LP... I'll have to check it out at some point). 

In the meantime, a CD reissue of this only reinforced that point as, among its abundant bonus tracks, we can find another one, "صحراء", whose (as advertised) arabic atmosphere, both rarefied and effective, can't help but further highlight that crucial artistic distinction to be had, between adhering to a minimal aesthetic, and just being a little bit lazy (though I can sympathize).